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At an apparel store called Cool SmartyPants
The staff got a┬ámemo marked ‘For Compliance’
“All hail Uniformity
For every nitty-gritty”
And now mannequins are the sales assistants


See you later Motivator

There once was a VP from distant Doofusville
Who said ‘Team Motivation’ was his greatest skill
“Guys, perform or perish”
He said with a flourish
And watched in horror as things went slowly downhill